Cookie Recipe

I sooooo wish I could take credit for this..... but it's funny, and my brother emailed it to me. If I know you all AT ALL, I'm pretty sure you'll love this.

Christmas Cookies

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions:
*Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
*Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again. (To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.)
*Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
*Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
*At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another cup ... just in case.
*Turn off the mixerer thingy.
*Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
*Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
*Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
*Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
*Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuervo.
*Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
*Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
*Greash the oven.
*Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
*Don't forget to beat off the turner.
*Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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